fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[holyposition]

I don't know. He's been lapsed for a century. There's other things you understand better, still.

[mygoodsir]

I should speak to him properly some time.

Are there?

[holyposition]

He's a good guy. He taught me I don't need to be afraid of vampires.

Uh huh. He can read minds, but I'd bet you still know what I need better.

[mygoodsir]

I might, at that. [They are being so gross...]

[holyposition]

[ If they're not making out or on top of each other, they're practically playing it cool, as far as Saltburnt goes. New Year's resolution to relax a little more, this is what you get. ]

I can probably get Nami to let me out early because of my foot, if you're ready to take me home.

[mygoodsir]

She won't be cross?

[Fun fact: he's kinda scared of Nami.]

[holyposition]

She's busy flirting with Homelander, she won't notice.

[mygoodsir]

...alright. Come on, then, let's go get your feet up.