fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[breeding]

Yeah. Nobody likes being saved a superhero named "Junior" anything. Makes 'em feel like someone else could be doing it better.

[molloys]

Can't say I disagree with that. [by now, corry's migrated over, settling easy in a chair with the all-encompassing presence of a man used to commanding attention.] "Homelander" does strike a certain...chord.

Patriotism, civic pride. All-American.

[breeding]

[ It's a demeanor, unsurprisingly, that doesn't sit particularly well with Homelander, though he mostly manages to keep the annoyance off of his face by reminding himself that he's been saved from the K part of FMK a few times now. ]

That was the idea. And your name is—?

[molloys]

Corrigan Molloy. [he makes a face after it, almost a wince.] Sounds flowery now, in comparison. Nobody's saying all that to call for help.