fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[masticated]

Can't be doin' worse than Embry. C'mon, play the game. You gonna pick me?

[macrosmatic]

Well, I can't say I want to marry you, but I don't particularly want to kill you, either, so... [ y'know ]

I like Grace, so I'd marry her.

[masticated]

Gracie's a good girl. [grin.] Bet we could convince her to have some fun with us.

[macrosmatic]

Think so?

[masticated]

Fuck yeah. Want me to text her?

[two threesome offers in one day???]