fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[quizzes]

— You're not?

( why was ur dick hard when u killed me then? )

[masticated]

[why is this a question????]

No. I like girls.

[and he gets hard when he kills ppl and theres a very thin grey area forming there but we don't talk about that]

[quizzes]

Oh. ( hm. ) Sorry I talk about bending you over all the time. I thought it was chill.

[masticated]

[unexpected apology from adrian????]

I thought that was how you talked 'cause you can't shut your trap about dick. You were hittin' on me?

[quizzes]

( hitting on him??

)

I guess, maybe? Not really. I definitely want to beat your ass.

[masticated]

You don't stand a chance.