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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[retrogressive]

[ strange thing to object to ? ]

You don't have to be gay to take it. But that's all right! I'll take care of him. Can you be more lenient if he accidentally touches you, though? I'm not opposed to corpses, but Adrian is very important to me. I'll put glass in everyone's food if anything happens to him.

[quizzes]

( "very important to me" 🥺 )

Sapphira, you're the dopest. I'll put glass in everyone's food if anything happens to you!

[masticated]

Sweetheart, you can put glass in everyone's food and I'll still eat it.

[debating. debating. ok.]

Fine. You take care of him and I won't kill him.