fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[internship]

[ passing by from another table— ] I’d marry Amy.

[scathe]

[?!

suddenly a little more interested in this game. under his breath:]

I bet you would.

[internship]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[scathe]

It means I see you two talking at Buffy's studio.

[he's never going to say 'slay you later'.]

[internship]

Amy’s one of my best friends. Of course I talk to her.

Maybe we’ll invite you to the wedding if you’re really nice at Zumba this week.

[scathe]

[best friends? must be nice.]

I'm never going to those fucking classes, Gwen.

[internship]

[ do we need to teach elias the power of friendship… ]

How about intro to pole? You can start with floor work.

[scathe]

I see plenty pole work at the Slip.

[that's a no.]

[internship]

You know my boyfriend’s a Slip Girl?

[ sentences she never thought she’d say for 500, alex. ]

I hope you’re very respectful to him.

[scathe]

Your boyfriend.

[he's assuming the one shadowheart pointed out, but he hasn't spent any time with him.]

Mind your business.

[internship]

Right. I’ll let you get back to deciding whether you’d kill me or fuck me.