fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[ghostface]

How about you kill me the same way I killed your man? How about you kill me the same way I killed you? How about you take whatever fuckass training Uncle Sam gave you when he put you in a uniform and use it on me?

But you ain't gonna do shit, so I guess we're back to: fuck off.

[hymen]

Send me all of Ash’s pictures and I’ll think about it.

[ghostface]

Nah. You suck my dick, and I'll think about sending one fuckin' pic.

[hymen]

[ … ]

How many did you take?

[ghostface]

About as many pictures as I took of you, give or take.

( how many pictures did he take of embry? well, that's still up for debate, going on over a year later. )

[hymen]

[ he wavers, his heart crawling into his throat. pulsing like it's going to burst. ]

You can't keep things of his from me. [ it might as well be a yes. it might as well be him getting on his knees to suck his dick right here in the middle of the room. ] I want all of them.

[ hashtag fucking pathetic? ]

[interior]

[Takeshi hasn't been participating in the game, an unobtrusive presence to one side of the restaurant, drinking, listening. But this is one interaction he already knows the conclusion of, a mutually destructive cycle that's been through more than enough rotations already.]

I think you have a game to get back to, Moore.

[Suddenly obtrusive, now, stepping in. A wall sliding into place between them, tall and solid.]