fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[holyposition]

Thanks. I like the creepy parasite one, though. Hey, there's a mean pretty girl in it, you might like it too.

[temujackie]

[ CALLED OUT ]

there is?

[holyposition]

Yeah. Sometimes she helps and sometimes she steals your stuff and runs away. It's very femme fatale. Like those noir movies from the 40s? Except we're fighting a cult with a freaky bug virus.

pretend i didn't randomly switch to texting for one comment only

[temujackie]

... Can you get your stuff back after she steals it?

[holyposition]

I don't know yet. I think I have to get further in the story. Probably, if you're playing the hero.

[temujackie]

Okay. I have to check this out.