fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[stake]

Maybe if you were top ten. Go do some squats.

[snaggleteeth]

To borrow your clothes, or for the other thing?

[stake]

Hmm. [ 🤔 ] Both. Unless you've already got crazy stamina.

[snaggleteeth]

Very crazy. Should be locked up in one of England's many mental institutions, but it's locked up in here instead.

[stake]

If you think about it, this place is just a mental institution that fucks.

[snaggleteeth]

Saying that as someone who wants to get out of the asylum, or happy to fuck on?