fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[sensive]

Yeah, I got high and screwed around for over ten years, so. Sure, yours is cuter.

[ am i the bad boy? ]

Okay, I was actually not gonna bring that up. [ the audacity to look wounded by things he did himself, etc. ] You’re saying you are marrying me, then. In some combinations. And you’re lying about the combos where I get murdered, still, but I’m not gonna say them.

[ because we can choose to be normal. ]