fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[sensive]

No, I actually think I’m, like, in some Austen levels of marriage proposals. It’s still nice of you, though.

[buio]

Nice.

Peony said I was the 'least objectionable' person to marry out of the list of three she got so there's that.