fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[temujackie]

Oh.

[ oh NO ]

Wow, I didn't know that. [ a nervous laugh ]

[blabbering]

[nervous laughing because he's being nervous laughed at?????]

Oh, no, no. If you think I'm offended? Definitely not. Absolutely not. You made a really good choice.

[temujackie]

I'm glad—I mean, that's good? That you think that.

[ wow they're really good at this ]

Have you guys been together long?

[blabbering]

[super good!]

Yeah, yeah, I know her from home. We, uh — we went to the same school. [he rubs at his head, awkwardly.] Started, you know, dating at school. Then we kinda broke up a little but we got back together here.

[a very abridged explanation]

And, I mean, this place is what it is, and she's been with other people, and I've been with other people, so, like, the jealousy thing doesn't really make sense, you know? Or, like, anything like that.

[temujackie]

Oh, I also broke up with my girlfriend at home and then we got back together here. And yeah, I get it. I'm actually dating three people right now.

[blabbering]

[a smile — less awkward, and more genuinely relieved, because she really does get it. then:]

You are? [not, like, bad surprise. good surprise.] That's — that's really cool. That's awesome that you guys all make that work.

[teach him your ways, sensei!!]

[temujackie]

[ she returns the smile. it's still a little awkward because of who she is as a person, buuut a little less now. ]

Well, it helps that it's so normal here. We definitely couldn't do that where we come from. We came up with a couple rules, too.