fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[endow]

[brightening in return:] If you crash it, I will kill you in cold blood.

[molloys]

[grinning, wide and triumphant:] Like a praying mantis.

[endow]

No, like a fox. A praying mantis at least puts the male to use.

[molloys]

Like a fox. [repeated, nodding.] Respectable, I like it better.