fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[homosexuals]

[without missing a beat, hawk nabs the cigarette, sucking it hard enough to hollow his cheeks suggestively.]

You suddenly interested in sucking cock? I must have missed a few chapters.

[homophobia is dead?]

[masticated]

[gay insinuation right in front of his face?]

Say that again and I'll cut your fuckin' tongue out.

[homosexuals]

Well you seem a little cross I didn’t pick you for marriage or a quick fuck. So what’s up your ass, princess? I know it’s not me.

cw homophobia is back with the fslur

[masticated]

You said you'd kill me, I said I'd kill you back. It's the game. The fuck are you missin', or you get another fag's dick so far down your throat you got brain damage?

im sobbing, saber the least woke

[homosexuals]

I’m not missing a lick, sweetheart. This doesn’t have to be tit for tat, otherwise you’ve got an awful long list of kills to get to.

You really that scared of a set of balls, huh? Wouldn’t have taken you for such a pussy.

[hawk extends the cigarette back, filter first.]

[masticated]

I'm workin' on it.

[scowling, taking the cigarette back.]

Thought you'd know better than to poke the fuckin' bear by now. Watch your goddamn mouth.

[homosexuals]

Oh, careful Saber. You're definitely not a bear. Tell that to the wrong guy and he's gonna bend over on the spot.

[semantics. haha.]