fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I dunno. Maybe if they were older blokes but I'd divorce you straight after.

[cholesterol]

Never asked to be married, anyway.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Dude. Take the L.

[cholesterol]

You take the L.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I'm not the one bitchin' about not getting fucked.

[cholesterol]

Not bitching.