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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[masticated]

Yeah, yeah. I got screws loose and missin', heard that one plenty of times. I know you got better insults. Somethin' bothering you today?

[as if on cue, baron emerges from the shadows to say hello to ani, chuffing when he reaches her hand and nudging his big, wet pink nose against her skin.]

Baron's like me. He wouldn't mind for you.