fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[redsoil]

Just the once, really.

[ he's always draping himself over everyone tbh, it's a power play thing ]

Shanks is a good husband. I am not one to extoll another at length — but, he is patient, he trusts me and he has always been interested in seeing me for who I am. Chief among his best traits are those. Had I not wed him last year, I would still have wanted him this close to me. You could ask for no better companion — I think he and you could be good friends, too.

[cholesterol]

( Yeah, yeah, once or once is still once. It only takes one time. )

Something to look forward to in the new year, then.