fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[redeems]

Say hi to Tim for me.

[mygoodsir]

I absolutely will not.

[redeems]

( He steps forward, lowering his voice, because they're in public. )

And I thought you were a man of morals and manners. Or, is it only a matter of time before he goes back to Hawk and leaves you on that high, high horse of yours.

[mygoodsir]

Adolescent insults don't suit a man of your age, sir.

[redeems]

Coming from a man of yours? I know about you. Your reputation. You're so proper. You're... unfortunate end. And I've heard all about Tim and Hawk's starcrossed - cross-dimension love story. You think you can... ( He looks him down, at the implication, and back up. stack up to that. ( He leans into his ear. ) You should better choose who to give your sanctimonious lectures to.

[mygoodsir]

[Goodsir doesn't flinch. He just looks at Angelus with a species of weary disdain.]

If I am meant to be hurt by your words, sir, I'm afraid that it isn't working. Perhaps in another hundred years you'll have developed the knack for cutting remarks.

[redeems]

( He pats him quite hard on the chest twice before leaving him with his thoughts and a hat of names. )