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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[unfazeable]

[being decapitated after death, versus living in the shrubs for a month. which one sounds more nuts. hard to say.]

Congratulations on not dating a psychopath.

[something you always have to look out for, in her circles.] That's a bird's name, you know. 'Finch.' What's he like when he's not doing that?

[dead_tongue]

Thanks!

[He beams.] I know. It's cute, though. The bird and his name both.

Oh, he's fantastic. Just really thoughtful and really kind... and funny. Frequently by accident!