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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[unfazeable]

[another one of those american young adult and/or family experiences ava didn't have, that it wouldn't have killed her to miss out on, really.]

Nine months feels like a long time to wait for some bullshit. Suppose that's what mums say, too. That the worst thing that happens here, far as you know?

[sensive]

I guess it depends on your definition of “worst,” but uh, yeah, I think so.

[ he thinks it over for a moment. ]

Doesn’t make what you got on arrival less worse, for the record.

[unfazeable]

Oh—

[oh. other times, she's capable of disappearing where she stands. seems a bit too obvious to try that now. ava's turn to examine her beer.]

Nothing happened, really. People weren't shit like you're talking about, maybe because there wasn't murder game stress. I'd say I was lucky, compared to all that.