fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[kobes]

[there’s pink, sticky liquor still on koby’s tongue (shots with the bar staff, shots with the table, able to walk a straight line regardless of what he’s tossed back, but softer, sweeter, mellowed out into something hazy-warm and languid) so he laughs instead of twitching backwards, cheeks pinking as he reaches up to settle his glasses more securely.]

Ummmmm okay. Sleep with, throw overboard, duel – oh, drown, duel, um. Despoil? Does that work? [trying to alliterate things, but then, refocusing:] You, me, Giles the butler.

[snaggleteeth]

Despoil Giles, swim, duel you. Drown Giles and masturbate if surviving the water isn't an option. You'd better put up a fight. Could do something fun after.

[decisive. neggy. this game will not catch on, but he's familiar with unpopular choices.]

Your turn.