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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[sensive]

Uh-huh. [ the relentless horny optimism does astound. ] Probably the same plan they have for friendly, sexy citizens.

[ pointing at himself, and that’s on government experimentation. bob laughs a little. shifts with that hand at his neck, leaning toward, not away. one of these is significantly easier than the others to explain — and yet he only tightens up when it’s embry. mumbles a fucking asshole at saber and his tiger. gets in a two-fingered cranking gesture re: homelander. a shrug, at any of notable participants in vampire drama. ]

You took Tim home the night after you got me, right? You’re caught in the least open [ finger quotes. ] “open relationship” crossfire until one of ‘em decides it’s not hot to be jealous anymore. [ aha. ] Not sure sounding like you’re gonna cry will work, from your angle of approach. Or with your whole. [ a little smile. ] Your thing.

[ smug horndog won’t sell kicked puppy so good. ]

The other stuff — ten times more loaded. I recommended not knowing and not picking a side while you still can.

[ as the current middle of the road mvp, having been run over by embry, backed over by ani, and run over by embry again on the next lap, just to be sure he fuckin’ felt it. ]