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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[molloys]

Seems to be true, thus far. Auctions and portrait halls. [both interesting, in dramatically different ways.]

Does it get more "interesting" than that?

small town, ugh

[interpersonally]

There was a spa. A haunted house. Half the house burned down and we moved into the yard. And then they held camp games.

( Just not going to mention the commune, OK? )

alkgj;la i getchu

[molloys]

In that exact order? It's like a mid-tier cruise. Except for the house burning down, that's any cruise. Something always ends up on fire.

[cocking an eyebrow:] Everyone seems in a fairly good mood, though.

consistent cr with yours. my dreeeaaam

[interpersonally]

No, not in that exact order. ( Would the order matter? ) Does it?

( He's only been on one cruise. Wasn't quite for him. It was his friend, Lexi's idea. R.I.P. Lexi. )

Do we have any other choice? When it's dangerous or, or, uncomfortable, then we're realistic about our surroundings. ( At least he is. ) Other things happen, too. There was a month we were all alternate versions of ourselves spending a summer at Saltburnt. Same names, but very different backgrounds.