fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[unfazeable]

What? You mean, ghosts and such? Thought that was all ... seances and no offense, con artistry?

[dead_tongue]

No offense taken! Fakes exist, it would be dumb of me to deny that.

But, uhm, I'm legit. The talent runs in my mom's family.

[unfazeable]

Oh, shit. Well. Sounds terrifying, but you come across well-adjusted. Congratulations.

[a beat's pause.]

Not trying to be funny, but my uh. Call sign, was 'Ghost' back in the old world. Nothing arcane. I can just phase through material objects. That kind of thing.

[dead_tongue]

Thanks! I'm actually really poorly socialized from being home schooled!

No way! Can you phase through people?!