fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[scathe]

I'd fuck you.

[internship]

[ girl who has been doing her best to be completely normal about all the people telling peter they’d fuck or marry her tonight, ]

You could sound 5% more enthusiastic about that.

[scathe]

[entirely sardonic:]

Go ask your boyfriend to fuck you, bet he'd sound enthusiastic about it.

[internship]

[ taking a long sip of her fruity drink before flicking one of the folded-up pieces of paper at him: ]

You’re so annoying.

[scathe]

[there isn't any winning with either of them.]

Then why are you still here?

[internship]

To see if two glasses of punch makes you less annoying.

Didn’t you say you’d make me a real drink sometime?

[scathe]

Brat.

You get a drink when I feel like making one.