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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[snaggleteeth]

[it's both new and familiar, koby's bashful pursuit of subject. (how he gets laid this much, with his timidity, is one for science; it's definitely not always weird dicks and cervixes cramping in animalistic overdrive.)]

I'd bite you here.

[two fingers, crooked into double-cs, like salad tongs, pinch gently on the middle of koby's throat.] Here. [his left hipbone, through the fabric of his shirt.] And here. [and there, where inseam and crutch point converge. a little to the left. labia? pink curlies?] Pick seashells. Dance?