fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[snaggleteeth]

[the young man pops him in the face, and it's—

—numb, for an instant. he hears nothing. sees nothing. not blinded, just failing to register. the knuckles catch him just far enough from his nose that there's no blood for his trouble. his orbital bone, upper-cheek, resonates with the impact, minerals and marrow juddering in space, not fractured, not yet, but buzzing with the promise. he tensed a split-second before impact; the only defense. but it's left him loose.]

You like to fight, or hit people?

[no insinuation in his tone. but elias does tend to assume the worst.]