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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[deadnerve]

yeah it wasn't like the sex that bothered me
it was the fucking snake

[mygoodsir]

The snake?

Who had the snake?

[deadnerve]

freaky tall dude

[mygoodsir]

Blonde? Perfect cheekbones?

[deadnerve]

yeah
that motherfucker

[mygoodsir]

That's my ex husband.

[deadnerve]

he's a bitch

a sexy bitch

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

Yes again.

[deadnerve]

its a dangerous combo

[mygoodsir]

It is.

Did you fuck him?

[deadnerve]

[probably.]

i fucked pretty much everyone at that party
my finest or not-finest hour, depending on who's asking

[mygoodsir]

Great.

[deadnerve]

hey, so did you, remember

he's convincing
but he's also an asshole
i do nt forgive him for the snake

[mygoodsir]

He's MY ex husband!

Yes again.
Did it bite you?

[deadnerve]

what part of that makes it any cooler for you to judge me here??

eugh
i don't wanna talk about the snake

[Secret unlocked: Kieran is scared of snakes!]

[mygoodsir]

The part where he's fucking my friends to spite me?

He doesn't usually bring any that will hurt people.

[deadnerve]

i'm not convinced he knows i'm fucking you / your friend, tbh
he was just kinda weird and predatory
not a kink i mind though
everyone was like that at the orgy


is he dr doolittle or smthn

[mygoodsir]

Let's just not discuss it.

He loves animals. Insects, too.

[deadnerve]

Let's not discuss him at all

Unless you wanna tell me about a redeeming quality
If he has any

[mygoodsir]

Just the obvious physical ones.

[deadnerve]

geez

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

Huge.

[deadnerve]

wanna fuck?

[mygoodsir]

Yeah.

[deadnerve]

your room again or the roof for real?