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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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Dr. Harry Goodsir | The Terror

[mygoodsir]

nsfw link

[ripher]

Look at you being a good boy for daddy..

[ video.mp4 ]

screaming

[mygoodsir]

Sadly, Rupert, I don't think you're old enough to be my daddy.

Nice to know we've the same taste in men, I suppose.

[ripher]

[ Oh. No. ]

Wait, who is this?

[mygoodsir]

Stephen's ex-husband, or so I've been told.

Don't worry, this is hardly the most obscene thing I've seen this week.

nsfw link

[ragesagainsttheodds]

u forgot ur shirt dumbass. claiming it as spoils of war.

[ img69.jpg ]

u can get it back for a small tribute

[mygoodsir]

I assure you, my dear, if that were in fact my shirt I'd let you keep it as it looks much better on you than I.

What would tribute be?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh shit. Ren assumes shes made a gaffe with the intended recipient. Not cute to send a nudes wearing someone else's shirt. Whoops. Pivot pivot. ]

we dont know that
2 options
I can either take it off or you can tell me what you'd rather see me in

you know what I want to see

[mygoodsir]

Pity to put you in anything that covers those breasts, dear.
But I do imagine you'd look fetching in leather.

My bank statement?

[longlegs]

i just want what's best for you
actually what's best for all of us, we don't need any more 50 yo straight dudes in the world thanks
have real breakfast and THEN cigarettes and coffee

[ the og ]

[mygoodsir]

What are our feelings on more 50 year old pansexual dudes?

And cigarettes will kill you. I can show you pictures of dissected smoker's lungs, if you like.

[longlegs]

meh, they can stay i guess
you do need your sugar daddies and dilfs after all

?? since when do you care
and since when do you even keep pictures of that on your phone wtf
are you having another crisis
is it that guy you definitely don't have a crush on

[ still #clueless about the misfire ]

[mygoodsir]

Can't allow the sugar babies to starve.

As juicy as that gossip sounds, I'm afraid you've the wrong number, my dear. But feel free to tell me all about it, it sounds entertaining.

[deadnerve]

yeah it wasn't like the sex that bothered me
it was the fucking snake

[mygoodsir]

The snake?

Who had the snake?

[deadnerve]

freaky tall dude

[mygoodsir]

Blonde? Perfect cheekbones?

[chokedout]

it's like asking if you spell things like a brit
or like personal preference?? idk.
"cum" "come"

it tells u a lot about a person and the convo youre having with them

[mygoodsir]

Spelling things like a Brit is the proper way to do it.

Which do you prefer?

[chokedout]

come if im feeling poetic
cum if i'm horny

[mygoodsir]

Seems acceptable to me.

[interpersonally]

What are you getting up to? I was about to take a shower and thought you might want to join me.

[mygoodsir]

I suppose that depends. Is this intended to be a very hot shower?

[interpersonally]

I avoid cold showers whenever I can.

[mygoodsir]

My goodness.

Alas, I don't enjoy keeping things all in the family. So as amusing as it would be to trick you into sending me dick pics... no.