ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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former third party president of the united states, ama

[achilles]

[temporicide]

Please. I need to know about Area 51.

[achilles]

( :3 )

What about it?

[temporicide]

Are there aliens? Did you meet the aliens? How do I meet the aliens?

[achilles]

I've never met an alien.

[temporicide]

But what about the first one? I know you're toying with me. But I have to know!

[achilles]

How about this. Do you think aliens exist?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

There's a third party?

[achilles]

We call it the New Party. But yes, the option's always been around.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

They didn't mention shit about it when I was getting my citizenship.

[achilles]

Traditionally it's a bit of a losing bet. Third Party candidates don't generally get enough traction to get their names on the poll, so I'm not surprised to hear that.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Oh. Good. Cos I actually studied for that stupid test.

Which, by the way, I know you ain't in charge anymore but like WAY too hard for normal people.

[achilles]

I hear you. It's a faulty system.

Did you end up getting your citizenship?

[ghostface]

Reds or Camels?

[achilles]

I don't smoke.

[ghostface]

If, theoretically, a version of you did smoke and he liked to put cigarettes out in the mouths of unsuspecting boys with big brown eyes, what are you smoking? Reds or Camels?

I'm thinking Reds.

[achilles]

Is there a difference?

[ghostface]

Camels are a little sweeter.

[guitarpicks]

Ever do the nasty in the oval office?

[achilles]

Several times. ( 😔 ) The Secret Service are very good at their jobs. They'd only turn around for a threat.

[guitarpicks]

Wait. Were they in the room? Kinky.

[achilles]

No, definitely not. But they're always outside the window, at their posts.

[guitarpicks]

Not as exciting but I'll still count it.

So-- were you a Reagan type?

[preborns]

Is it comforting to know political parties are largely replaced by lines of succession in the future?

[advertising]

( hey, bestie. been three months of completely questioning everything he is, partly because of you and your "brother" )

Guess that part's true.