fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[littlepebble]

Hmmmmmmmm.

Fuck Roza, she's beautiful. Marry Good Stab, he seems nice and won't die too soon. Kill Ilya. Sorry!

[jukejoint]

We of the same mind. 'course, I'd swamp around Good Stab and Roza, personally.

( holding out the hat!! )

Lady's choice.

[littlepebble]

Aww, poor Ilya.

[ She does not know him, but two kills so soon? Doesn't look good. ]

Let's see...Shanks, Hawk, and Faith.

[jukejoint]

( this is a test ........ )

Marry Faith. Me 'n her — we can work it out. Fuck Shanks, kill Hawk. No offense intended 'course.

[littlepebble]

Work it out? Have you fought already? You just got here!

[jukejoint]

Never met. Way I understand it, we've got a bit of a ... professional disagreement. We'll work it out, don't worry your pretty head 'bout it.

Here's yours — Shauna, Zephir, and Parisa. ( he whistles, ) Hard goin'.

[littlepebble]

I'm not worried. I like to see beautiful people wrestle.

Fuck Shauna, she has one of the cutest butts here. Marry Parisa. Kill Zephir.

[stake]

I like to wrestle.

[jukejoint]

Shit, girl, me too.

[stake]

Care to see who lands on top?

[jukejoint]

Only if you don't mind losin', much.

[stake]

Dunno, you'll have to tell me what it's like.

[jukejoint]

Beautiful, huh?

( he will take it!! )

Have to take your word on Shauna's ass. Parisa, though. ( he whistles! )

[littlepebble]

What can I say? I love a nice mustache!

She is stunning. So many beautiful people around us. You think that's why we were chosen?

[temporicide]

That's the nicest thing a guy I never met before ever said about me in a bar game.

[jukejoint]

Happy to oblige, miss. I won't be quick to change my mind.

[temporicide]

[ With a blown kiss, ]

I live to see another day!

[littlepebble]

[ MUAH! ]