fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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elias moore "stack" | sinners

[jukejoint]

A'ight —

Good Stab, Ilya, and Roza.

[littlepebble]

Hmmmmmmmm.

Fuck Roza, she's beautiful. Marry Good Stab, he seems nice and won't die too soon. Kill Ilya. Sorry!

[jukejoint]

We of the same mind. 'course, I'd swamp around Good Stab and Roza, personally.

( holding out the hat!! )

Lady's choice.

[littlepebble]

Aww, poor Ilya.

[ She does not know him, but two kills so soon? Doesn't look good. ]

Let's see...Shanks, Hawk, and Faith.

[jukejoint]

( this is a test ........ )

Marry Faith. Me 'n her — we can work it out. Fuck Shanks, kill Hawk. No offense intended 'course.

[littlepebble]

Work it out? Have you fought already? You just got here!

[temporicide]

That's the nicest thing a guy I never met before ever said about me in a bar game.

[jukejoint]

Happy to oblige, miss. I won't be quick to change my mind.

[temporicide]

[ With a blown kiss, ]

I live to see another day!

[littlepebble]

[ MUAH! ]

[nishtha]

Marry Roza, fuck Good Stab. With apologies to Ilya.

[jukejoint]

( u like women ? )

Somethin' we agree on, then. You ain't wasting Ilya, though.

[nishtha]

No? Why not?

[jukejoint]

Blood is blood. It ain't a real death, if you turn 'em. It's better than life.

[resurrected]

Marry Roza, she's always been kind to me. And she's beautiful.

I'd feel like a bad Russian for killing someone named Ilya. I would give Good Stab a fair chance to defend himself.

[jukejoint]

Sure is. Ain't nobody gonna fault you for that choice.

Fair 'enough. Personally, I wouldn't wanna go toe to toe with him.

[resurrected]

Oh, neither would I. It felt presumptuous to think I could kill him.

[ghostface]

Fuck Good Stab, marry Roza, kill Ilya and then fuck Ilya.

( does he know who ilya is? no. but, statistically speaking, this is accurate. )

[jukejoint]

Shit, I didn't know mixin' and matchin' was a choice. Fuck 'em all, then.

( and kill them. and make them into vampires, which is kinda marriage. )

[ghostface]

It's a game, ain't it? The rules ain't real.

( besides, he's already fucking his uncle, and roza is his wife, so danny thinks he gets an extra fuck just because. )

[jukejoint]

( sucking his teeth, )

Like games, don't much care for rules? Sounds like ( me, he thinks. ) a winner.

[poppycock]

Marry Roza. ( obviously. ) Fuck Good Stab. He is quite charming. My apologies to Ilya, whoever that might be.

[jukejoint]

Fresh meat gets the short stick, sounds like.

[temporicide]

[ !!!

She doesn't say anything, but her smile is big, her glance warm and sidelong. ]

[danced]

[ she got here like five minutes ago ]

Kill Ilya, fuck Good Stab, marry Roza.