fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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max guevara | dark angel

[revvedup]

[ what the hell, sure. ]

Stack, Kate, Sam.

[vdovy]

Marry Sam, she's very cool and pretty and she can cook. That's wife material.
Fuck Kate because I have seen how she lives. One fork. Not wife material.
Kill Stack (Welcome, Stack! 🥳 Sorry, Stack. 😥)

[revvedup]

Maybe Kate’s living as a bachelor until the right person comes along. Hard to beat someone who can cook, though.

[maoa]

[ 🥰 ]

Think they got a chapel here if you’re serious.

[purpura]

Hey my place literally burned down before you got there. I mean it looked a lot like that anyway but come on!

We would totally live at your place if we married.

[femicide]

Fuck Stack, for reasons most obvious. [ smokeshow. ] Marry Sam on account of her sterling peer reviews, kill Kate. [ shrug. ] Pollyanna seems like she’ll bounce back just fine.

[revvedup]

Yeah, don’t blame you. [ she’s seen stack, too. ] Poor Kate, though.

[purpura]

Ouch, but also thanks!

[wundagores]

I'd marry Sam.

[immediate response. that's her Girl.]

Kate's a friend, and I definitely don't want to kill her, so that's fuck. And Stack is the one who gets killed. Sorry, Stack.