fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[femicide]

Fuck Stack, for reasons most obvious. [ smokeshow. ] Marry Sam on account of her sterling peer reviews, kill Kate. [ shrug. ] Pollyanna seems like she’ll bounce back just fine.

[revvedup]

Yeah, don’t blame you. [ she’s seen stack, too. ] Poor Kate, though.

[purpura]

Ouch, but also thanks!