fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[holyposition]

Why do you do this to yourself?

[hymen]

It's a simple question with a simple answer. And before you try it on me, I refuse to answer.

[holyposition]

Fine. Have sex with Bucky, if he agrees to a haircut, marry you, kill Ani.

What do you mean you refuse? I haven't even given you one.

[hymen]

You haven't considered the merits of being able to pull his hair during consummation?

Good. Keep it that way.

[holyposition]

I haven't considered him at all. No offense to him.

No, play fair! Corry, Giles, Lestat.

[hymen]

He's not bad.

Fuck Corry. Marry Lestat so he could play the piano while I drink and jerk off. Kill Giles, but in a nice way.

[holyposition]

It's better if our taste isn't a perfect match, probably.

What is a nice way to kill him?