fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[aldhani]

[he watches, mildly bemused if anything, as the frog comes to life and jumps into the drink he'd intended for himself. soon, he'll have to get another one, but for now, he turns back to yeko, shrugging.]

You don't know that. I could be putting on a brave face so you don't see my fear.

[endow]

Your brave face is as fallible as that frog. Are you as stubborn with your lies with me as you are Max?

[aldhani]

Or I'm stubborn with the truth.

[in short: yes]

[endow]

[she's got a mischievous look about her.]

FMK: Me, Max, yourself.

[aldhani]

[that gets a little amused huff out of him.]

Marry Max. Obviously.

[obviously.]

I don't think I'm that interested in fucking myself, so that's kill for me. Which leaves that I'm fucking you.

[a pause.]

But you did just bring my worst fear to life. [there's a slight upward tug at one corner of his mouth.] That's something to think about.

[endow]

Two birds one stone, you could fuck me while I kill you.

[haha joking. unless???]

Ah, yes. Poor thing with a fake frog floating in his drink. [the little amphibian disintegrates quite prettily, sparkling into the air. she reaches for the drink for a sip since he seems keen on ignoring it.] I can bring many things to life. Your worst fear, or your deepest desire. It is something to think about, isn't it?

[aldhani]

That's efficient.

[also joking haha (unless??

he does glance at max to make sure she's talking to someone else as he does make the joke, though. she's famously not a big fan of the him being killed concept.)

after a moment, his gaze is drawn back to the disintegrating frog — which is impressive. the stolen drink, maybe less so, but he doesn't do anything to stop that from happening. something to think about; he has all the appearances of a guy who's doing just that.]

So what is it? My deepest desire. Since you did so well with the frog.

[endow]

Very!

[she glances in max's direction too, lips forming a playful pout. 'need her permission?' yeko's voice hums in cassian's mind.]

Hmm, am I allowed to cheat? I'll find more than your deepest desire. I am trying to be polite by asking, but I don't have to. You should be grateful.