fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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oa | the oa

[resurrected]

OA, Roza, Carol.

— I didn't mean to pick myself.

[temporicide]

We marry each other and then fight to the death for Carol.

[ who is carol ]

[wycaros]

Uh, hi. [ carol here! ] Humbly requesting no mortal duels fought on my behalf.

[temporicide]

But I was thinking I could learn to fence!

[wycaros]

Well, in that case, I'd hate to come between a woman and her desired sword.

[ the loyal wycaro readers would never forgive her otherwise. ]

[temporicide]

The pact is sealed. I'm trying to get very Medieval Times with this. I have a vision.

[wycaros]

If you're thinking Medieval Times, apparently there are horses on the property.

[resurrected]

You can kill me as long as you vow to make Carol happy.

[ who is carol x2 ]

[temporicide]

[ Hand clasped to heart — ]

That's magnanimous. I will do my level best. Even if she might already think I'm a little crazy.

[quizzes]

Fuck OA! Like "I would fuck you" not "fuck you".

[resurrected]

[ 😳 ]

Thanks, I — I appreciate the clarification.