fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[endow]

Oh! Marry Astarion, get with Katherine, and kill Armand. This is tough, they all seem so fun to play with. What would you do, Ptolemais?

[buio]

Swap two. Marry Katherine, fuck Astarion. (Not that tough, it seems.)

[endow]

Are you sure you'd want to marry Katherine? She seems like someone to keep you on your toes. Is that why you like me?

[girl]

[buio]

Honestly I don't know Katherine I just know I wouldn't want to be married to Astarion or Armand.

(And no comment on that other thing)

[endow]

[boooo]

Why not? Astarion is very passionate and smart. He would take good care of you. I think Armand would too, he has ...[begrudgingly:] excellent attention to detail. Is it because they are vampires? Or men?

[buio]

Because I don't need taking care of and I don't want attention to detail. (yuck) I'd rather marry somebody who leaves me alone and does their own thing.

[endow]

This is assuming they are attached at your hip. I don't think they would be, but [a shrug with a wave of her hand.] miss lone wolf has to do everything on her own. Would you ever get married, human?

[buio]

No. Would you, fox?

[endow]

Absolutely not!

[buio]

(... Mollified,) It's not important to me.

[endow]

Why did you need to clarify? I don't care why you do or don't want to get married. Your answer just is.

[buio]

Reflex. People usually ask why.

Thanks.

[endow]

No is a complete answer, Ptolemais. Remember that! Who is even asking you to explain? Are they here?