fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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ptolemais, oc

[buio]

Armand, Astarion and Katherine.

(Vampire round.)

semi-here.

[thirsted]

[ ]

[buio]

[endow]

Oh! Marry Astarion, get with Katherine, and kill Armand. This is tough, they all seem so fun to play with. What would you do, Ptolemais?

[buio]

Swap two. Marry Katherine, fuck Astarion. (Not that tough, it seems.)

[endow]

Are you sure you'd want to marry Katherine? She seems like someone to keep you on your toes. Is that why you like me?

[girl]

[nishtha]

Fuck Katherine, marry Astarion, kill myself.

[buio]

You're not allowed to kill yourself. You have to live.

[nishtha]

There were limited options.

1/2 here in HELL.

[thirsted]

[ oh, this is worse! it got worse!!!!!! ]

[thirsted]

—Well, at least it'd be a short marriage. Depending on when you choose to off yourself, at any rate.

[nishtha]

Short but sweet.

[ 😌 ]

[interpersonally]

Marry Astarion, Fuck Armand, Kill Katherine.

[buio]

Your reasoning?

[interpersonally]

Astarion brings Gale with him and I like both of their company. Neither wouldn't be the first vampire I've been with. Case in point: Katherine is my ex. And slippery. I don't trust her.

[sensive]

Marry Armand, hope Katherine doesn’t eat me for breakfast, kill Astarion but only ‘cause it seems messed up to get involved when he and Gale are, like, soulmates.

[ was very moved by one of the few displays of loyalty in ww25 etc etc ]

Thanks for not killing me when you got my name, by the way.

somewhat here

[nishtha]

[ 🥺🥺🥺🥺☺️🥹

brb pretending to smile at something else ]

[buio]

Huh. I didn't know that. (oops)

You're... welcome, I guess. Are you getting killed a lot?

[sensive]

No, I actually think I’m, like, in some Austen levels of marriage proposals. It’s still nice of you, though.

[hislittleflower]

Marry Katherine - I couldn't tollerate being married to a man for a long time.

Fuck Armand - he has pretty eyes and an ennui I find extremely attractive.

Kill Astarion :( sorry Astarion.

(I know none of these people)

[buio]

I think Astarion is actually the nicest one.

[poppycock]

Marry Astarion. I like him well enough. Fuck Armand, since everyone does seem to rave about it. And kill Katherine. ( joyfully )

[buio]

Starting to feel like I'm on Katherine's side.

[purpura]

Probably fuck Astarion, he looks very nice and refined, he would be a good time. Marry Armand because he's really cool and attentive, kill Katherine? Woman's kinda shifty.

[buio]

How does 'nice and refined' equal a good time?