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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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isolde laurence 🗡️ lyonesse trilogy

[knelt]

Um. Tony, August, and Ash. Or — Maxen? Colchester.

[longlegs]

Ff...fuck Ash, marry August, kill Tony?

[ She can't kill the guy that died during Werewolf. ]

[knelt]

Is August very marriageable? I've never met him. He is handsome, though.

[longlegs]

Oh, totally. He's hot, a softie, knows magic and cooks. The only downside is he'll take days to answer a text.

[ Cheeky. ]

'That help you decide your answer?

[knelt]

Definitely, yes. I think maybe I'll ... marry August, fuck Tony, kill Ash? That sounds awful.

( bro is already dead but also married to bestie greer... is it weirder to admit her husband is hot or kill him (again)? )

1000% here

[dwelt]

[you two ladies get drinks handed to you with a lil magical flourish. they are their favorite colors ❤️ how does he know? magic, duh.]

[spies]

Fuck Ash.

[knelt]

( )

Well, who wouldn't?

[guinegreer]

[ not here but MAKING NOTE OF THIS ]

not here.

[hymen]

[ do you have to be so loud ? ]

[achilles]

Oh, I'd like to see that.

[nightsung]

Marry Tony, fuck August, kill Ash.

[knelt]

I feel bad now, I shouldn't have killed Ash.

[nightsung]

Well, if you kill Tony, I’ll take it personally.

[temporicide]

Marry August, 'cause I sort of did that once already and we were pretty good at it. Fuck Ash. Sorry to Mr. Tony. I am biased by personal experiences.

[knelt]

You did? Seems we're all in agreement about him. Ash is a good choice too, though.

[temporicide]

I think so, too. [ Which is why she is giving that man his peace, as a potential reminder of October. ] He has — you have this too — what I call a fairy-tale face, like from a painting.

— wait, should I have been calling him Maxen this whole time?

[knelt]

( no one has ever looked more touched than her??? ) Roza, you give the best compliments. I don't even know what to say.

I'm not really sure ... back home, he's President Maxen Colchester. Maybe he prefers Ash?

1000% here again

[dwelt]

[and a drink for you too from the bartender, glen coco]

[revvedup]

Kill Tony. [ she’s still annoyed about the shit with the network. after flipping a coin for the other two: ]

Marry August, fuck Ash.

[knelt]

Ha, that was quick.

I might say August is the most marriage-material man here. The favorite choice.

[revvedup]

Don’t know him well, but he took the misfire I sent in stride.

[cholesterol]

Fuck Ash, Marry Tony, wood chipper August.

[knelt]

Oh. ( there is something Extremely funny about all the women marrying august, and one man killing him. just. isolde's mouth quirks, in amusement. ) Wood chipper certainly paints a picture.

[cholesterol]

Guy's gotta die, somehow.

( Blame werewolf. )

Who wouldn't marry Tony Stark? And wasn't Ash president? Not many people can say they've fucked the president.