fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[nishtha]

Fuck Katherine, marry Astarion, kill myself.

[buio]

You're not allowed to kill yourself. You have to live.

[nishtha]

There were limited options.

[buio]

Sub in another vampire then, there's enough of you.

[nishtha]

That's not in the rules of the game.

[buio]

Very vampire thing for you to say.

[nishtha]

We must all be true to our nature. If I were to say anything else, you would probably accuse me of trying to hide it.

[buio]

Yeah, maybe. But it's true that my nature is being a dickhead, so.

1/2 here in HELL.

[thirsted]

[ oh, this is worse! it got worse!!!!!! ]

[thirsted]

—Well, at least it'd be a short marriage. Depending on when you choose to off yourself, at any rate.

[nishtha]

Short but sweet.

[ 😌 ]

[thirsted]

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