fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[redsoil]

[ !!! ]

I have already wed Shanks. Who do you recommend fxcking?

[nishtha]

Good Stab. I haven't had the pleasure of Mr Corrigan. And Good Stab rather lives up to his name.

[redsoil]

I would hope so, with a delightful name such as that! Though, I would also enjoy the opportunity to murder him for the same reason! Kill him and fxck Corrigan might be my answer.

[ or kill shanks bc that'd be the Ultimate Move in Possessiveness ]

What of you?

[nishtha]

I haven't decided. Though I'd ask permission before doing anything to your husband, of course.

[redsoil]

Mind, I do not make his decisions for him. And you did keep our bed warm, while I was absent.

[nishtha]

[ Through betrayal. 😔 ]

I couldn't let him mourn alone.

[redsoil]

[ semantics?? ]

You took dutiful care of what is mine. Should he ever be agreeable, you need not fear my reprisal. There is only one man here I would deny, anyways!

[nishtha]

[ A lowered gaze, under his lashes, and a soft smile at the praise. But his attention is brought back by the last part. ]

There is?

[ Curiosity takes him, though he shouldn't be questioning his god. ]

[redsoil]

[ he absolutely should, because set ADORES curiosity. it's in the timber of his voice, the warmth and excitement that blossoms whenever he is pursued for deeper meaning or understanding. ]

Only the one! Timothy Laughlin. I would be unhappy if the two of them co-mingled. Not that I think it could happen; I simply had to sit with the thought some time ago and consider it.