fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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armand thee vampire | iwtv

[nishtha]

[ Not drinking, but interested in the drama. ]

Shanks, Good Stab, Corrigan.

[redsoil]

[ !!! ]

I have already wed Shanks. Who do you recommend fxcking?

[nishtha]

Good Stab. I haven't had the pleasure of Mr Corrigan. And Good Stab rather lives up to his name.

[redsoil]

I would hope so, with a delightful name such as that! Though, I would also enjoy the opportunity to murder him for the same reason! Kill him and fxck Corrigan might be my answer.

[ or kill shanks bc that'd be the Ultimate Move in Possessiveness ]

What of you?

[nishtha]

I haven't decided. Though I'd ask permission before doing anything to your husband, of course.

[redsoil]

Mind, I do not make his decisions for him. And you did keep our bed warm, while I was absent.

[nishtha]

[ Through betrayal. 😔 ]

I couldn't let him mourn alone.

[redsoil]

[ semantics?? ]

You took dutiful care of what is mine. Should he ever be agreeable, you need not fear my reprisal. There is only one man here I would deny, anyways!

[homosexuals]

You already put it in the right order if Set doesn't kill me first.

Bu then I wouldn't be able to make good on the last one.

[nishtha]

A conundrum. You could ask Set to wait.

[homosexuals]

I think he'd be amenable. This guy's got it coming.

And you? What's your answer?

[nishtha]

What has he done to earn your ire so quickly?

[ As if we can't all guess. ]

[homosexuals]

I'll tell you if you play.

[says captain obvious.]

[nishtha]

I hope Tim enjoys your jealousy.

Fuck Corrigan. Marry Shanks, with my Lord's blessing. Kill Good Stab, so he can claim another favour from me when he returns.

not here but also here

[molloys]

[]

[temporicide]

Marry Good Stab, fuck Corrigan, and I kill Shanks. But only out of respect.

Let's see what I've got here... Ava, Tristan, and Alia?

[nishtha]

Marry Alia beside her sacred waters. Fuck Ava, kill Tristan. He seems sporting.

[temporicide]

I really need to learn how to make kill sound like that instead of how I make it sound.

But we are in agreement on these, especially Alia.

[nishtha]

Murder is too coarse a subject for your lips. It's better to not get used to it, or you'll end up with a mouth full of blood. Alia's pleasure would be a much better pasttime for them.

listening very attentively

[molloys]

[beautiful doe-eyed guys saying his name he looooves the sex castle.]

[nishtha]

[ Bigs his eyes, bigs his eyes under his lashes, uwu ]

[molloys]

[you think he didn't hear you pick him for fuck, you're Silly, corry will #rememberthat.]

[cholesterol]

Marry Shanks, Fuck Corrigan, sorry, Good Stab, but I don't sleep with vampires.

[nishtha]

Unfortunate. You're missing out.

[cholesterol]

Happy to. Armand. Long time.