fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[homosexuals]

You already put it in the right order if Set doesn't kill me first.

Bu then I wouldn't be able to make good on the last one.

[nishtha]

A conundrum. You could ask Set to wait.

[homosexuals]

I think he'd be amenable. This guy's got it coming.

And you? What's your answer?

[nishtha]

What has he done to earn your ire so quickly?

[ As if we can't all guess. ]

[homosexuals]

I'll tell you if you play.

[says captain obvious.]

[nishtha]

I hope Tim enjoys your jealousy.

Fuck Corrigan. Marry Shanks, with my Lord's blessing. Kill Good Stab, so he can claim another favour from me when he returns.

not here but also here

[molloys]

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