fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[temporicide]

Marry Good Stab, fuck Corrigan, and I kill Shanks. But only out of respect.

Let's see what I've got here... Ava, Tristan, and Alia?

[nishtha]

Marry Alia beside her sacred waters. Fuck Ava, kill Tristan. He seems sporting.

[temporicide]

I really need to learn how to make kill sound like that instead of how I make it sound.

But we are in agreement on these, especially Alia.

[nishtha]

Murder is too coarse a subject for your lips. It's better to not get used to it, or you'll end up with a mouth full of blood. Alia's pleasure would be a much better pasttime for them.