fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[endow]

Hm.

[considering...getting ideas....neither confirming or denying:]

I will think about it. Next: Ani, Silco, The Stranger.

[molloys]

Marry Ani, though she'd never have me, fuck Silco, kill the Stranger for stranger danger purposes.

[he finishes his drink, slides it along the bar for a refill.] You?

[endow]

Haha! You're right, she'd never have you. [kombucha girl.jpg] Well, never say never.

I would marry Ani and we would have a beautiful wedding, and Silco would join. The Stranger is as good as his name and holds no weight, but I'd like to see his face before I decide to kill him.

[molloys]

Careful now, you'll catch me dreaming.

[soft huff of amusement.] A three-way beautiful wedding. Am I invited or have I been mantis'd?

[endow]

You're going to dream regardless.

You're being– [squint. wait a damn minute.] you are not invited.

[molloys]

You've got me pegged there, ma'am. I am nothing if not a dreamer.

[momentary scowling pout as he sips his drink. then, brightening:] What if I crash it?

[endow]

[brightening in return:] If you crash it, I will kill you in cold blood.

[molloys]

[grinning, wide and triumphant:] Like a praying mantis.

[endow]

No, like a fox. A praying mantis at least puts the male to use.

[molloys]

Like a fox. [repeated, nodding.] Respectable, I like it better.