fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[sensive]

[ getting her another drink. ]

Roza, I would love to marry you and respect the tundra, but I do have to ask why — why the tundra is involved. [ a beat. ] And if we’d have Mr and Mrs Bedazzled Shirts, for sure.

[temporicide]

That's the best idea I've ever heard.

But the tundra is like my dowry. I'd bring you to it, and to the Northern Lights! I'd say here, you accept him, too, and tell him your stories and let him see the secret things I see. And maybe the land says okay, I'll send you the sky and a bull moose. Or a polar bear.