fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[temporicide]

Marry Bob. I think he would approach the tundra respectfully. Fuck Stefan. Kill Stephen. We have enough doctors in the family.

Right back at you!

[sensive]

[ getting her another drink. ]

Roza, I would love to marry you and respect the tundra, but I do have to ask why — why the tundra is involved. [ a beat. ] And if we’d have Mr and Mrs Bedazzled Shirts, for sure.

[temporicide]

That's the best idea I've ever heard.

But the tundra is like my dowry. I'd bring you to it, and to the Northern Lights! I'd say here, you accept him, too, and tell him your stories and let him see the secret things I see. And maybe the land says okay, I'll send you the sky and a bull moose. Or a polar bear.

[holyposition]

I can't get past the memory of Stefan being my father, so I'd have to kill him to spare us both the embarrassment.

And then, I guess, fuck Bob, marry Stephen, unless Bob is interested in converting.

[temporicide]

That feels both like yesterday and forever-ever ago. I still have rich girl germs on me!

But let's see... Adrian, Elias — don't make that face, Elias — and Klaus.

here, definitely here

[scathe]

[]

Don't rope me into this shit– put my name back. You know what, let's take my name out.

[excuse him he's going to rifle through the hat until he finds his name to remove it :) (this doesn't help)]

[temporicide]

[ With the mischievous and wretched glee of someone's terrible child who has just successfully gotten a sibling into trouble, ]

The hat will regenerate. C'mon, play!

[scathe]

[ugh, rolling his eyes so hard they should be falling out of their sockets.]

This is stupid. [he says, hand engulfed by pieces of paper.] Why?

[rummaging, making a face, dropping three names on the table.]

Gwen, Yelena, Amy. Who's Yelena?

[internship]

[ passing by from another table— ] I’d marry Amy.

[scathe]

[?!

suddenly a little more interested in this game. under his breath:]

I bet you would.

[internship]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[scathe]

It means I see you two talking at Buffy's studio.

[he's never going to say 'slay you later'.]

[internship]

Amy’s one of my best friends. Of course I talk to her.

Maybe we’ll invite you to the wedding if you’re really nice at Zumba this week.

[scathe]

[best friends? must be nice.]

I'm never going to those fucking classes, Gwen.

[vdovy]

Hey, that's me! [ Waving her hands in the air. ] Anyone who says they would kill me better give it a shot.

[scathe]

[???? computing ???

oh this is yelena. he's seen you at the studio.]

Hi, Yelena. I'm good, thanks.

[local angry man overstimulated and just wants to go back to his room.]

[vdovy]

Ahh. You can't fight?

[scathe]

[what the hell is with people today.]

I can fight, but I don't want to kill you.

[vdovy]

I said you should give it a shot. I didn't say you would succeed.

[holyposition]

I don't know Elias so I guess I would kill him. And...sex with Klaus, marry Adrian. I'd probably feel like more of a babysitter than a husband, though.

[temporicide]

Adrian would keep a person on their toes, right? Some people worry about marriage being boring. But he is full of adventure.

[holyposition]

They do? I guess if that's something you're worried about, he's a good choice.

[interpersonally]

Thank you.

[temporicide]

[ BIG THUMBS UP ]

I could never kill you!

[interpersonally]

Likewise.