fuck marry kill

[money]

FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

Comments

[ghostface]

Fuck Good Stab, marry Roza, kill Ilya and then fuck Ilya.

( does he know who ilya is? no. but, statistically speaking, this is accurate. )

[jukejoint]

Shit, I didn't know mixin' and matchin' was a choice. Fuck 'em all, then.

( and kill them. and make them into vampires, which is kinda marriage. )

[ghostface]

It's a game, ain't it? The rules ain't real.

( besides, he's already fucking his uncle, and roza is his wife, so danny thinks he gets an extra fuck just because. )

[jukejoint]

( sucking his teeth, )

Like games, don't much care for rules? Sounds like ( me, he thinks. ) a winner.

[ghostface]

Nah, ( dimpling and cheeky, all knife-edge boyishness. ) Rules are just people telling on themselves, I think. I don't mind rules.

( that's the real game: finding the line, stress-testing the masses and their load-bearing boundaries. relatedly, )

I ain't seen you before. You just get here?

[jukejoint]

( shoulder rolling shrug, )

Guess so. You been here long?