fuck marry kill

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL

welcome to GAME NIGHT at DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES. the game on the docket? FUCK, MARRY, KILL. the rules are simple: roll the game picker wheel three times or just pick three as you'd like, dropping the names in your header comment — icly we'll say they picked they names out of a hat. people respond, comment around, get into fist fights, kiss a little? thread hop and react as you see fit!
(meme threads can be considered canon!)

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[interpersonally]

She's my girlfriend, actually.

( And kind of his fiancee. )

Homelander. Otherwise. Yep. You're new at Saltburnt. What do you make of it so far?

[molloys]

Mmmm, mazel tov. [have a wave of his glass, approving.] To you both.

Bizarre, disorienting and full of a statistically improbably amount of very, very sexy people.

[interpersonally]

Thank you.

That's what you see here.

[molloys]

[there's a vague gesture around at the room, improbably hot people scattered about.] Should it not be?

[interpersonally]

I would say, keep your eyes open. Anything the house provides, even this game -- ( He looks back at Corry. ) Just don't get lost in the sea of attractive people.

[molloys]

[there's a nod, something going more solemn, serious in corry’s jovial expression.]

Always a catch, yeah? [a gulp of his drink, musing.] Thanks for the tip. I'm no dumbass, I just play on on TV.

[interpersonally]

Is that a saying, or are you an actor where you're from?

[molloys]

[bemused:] A saying. My ego's too big to be an actor. Sharing the screen? No thanks.

[interpersonally]

What did you do before coming to this manor?

[molloys]

Hedge fund and investment consultation and management. [he's lying. but he rattles it off easily.]

[interpersonally]

Fancy. And, had you ever encountered the supernatural before?

[molloys]

Not in the slightest. [and he seems chill about this, but he is actually Deeply Rattled.]

[interpersonally]

You're taking it well. Is it the parlor games or the alcohol?

[molloys]

Both, plus my naturally accommodating personality. [laced with sarcasm; he's putting up with a lot due to said alcohol, hot people and free room and board.]

I've stayed worse places.